Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....