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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.