Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!