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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....