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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen DeGeneres.

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What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

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What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul