What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind

Software Engineer Jokes More Software Engineer Jokes

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.