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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

Software Engineer Jokes More Software Engineer Jokes

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.