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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.