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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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Angel food cake of course!

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!