What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.