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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

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Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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Alkaline

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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He found his pair a' dice!

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Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!