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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Software Engineer Jokes More Software Engineer Jokes

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.