What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Software Engineer Jokes More Software Engineer Jokes

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.