What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.