Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Football Ground Jokes More Football Ground Jokes

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!