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Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Football Ground Jokes More Football Ground Jokes

What part of a football ground is never the same?

The changing rooms!

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!