April Sale - 20% Off

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Previous Random Joke Next

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Command Officer Jokes More Command Officer Jokes

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen