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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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One is a super hero and the other is a command.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen