What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Previous Random Joke Next

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Command Officer Jokes More Command Officer Jokes

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen