Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

What makes you so sure?

N"He is a penguin."

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy