Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

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Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.