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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy