Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy