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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.