Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.