Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

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What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.