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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.