Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!