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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad