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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.