Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!