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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

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What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.