Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs