Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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Why can't SpongeBob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.