Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

Why can't SpongeBob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater