Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!