Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Why can't SpongeBob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.