Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Why can't SpongeBob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.