What are bananas high in?

Trees!

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.