How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque