How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.