How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.