How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.