How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!