How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.