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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.