How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!