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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public