How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet