How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!