How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.