How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.