What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.