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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

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How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!