How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.