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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

Accommodating.