High Sperm Count Jokes

How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the giant squid?

What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.