High Sperm Count Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

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I love you with all my art!

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My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

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He couldn't swallow his pride.

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The Swallow.

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They are both 8........

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He tractor!

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The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

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A keeper

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In the Sith grade.

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What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.