The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.
Tell him drinks are on the house.
Crude Oil.
Wha suh b?
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Hubble Bubble
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
He wanted to work overtime.
I do.
Wake me up before you go-go
Your partner has to chew before swallowing...
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that
One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
Marriage.. you wanna?
I'm font of you.
