High Sperm Count Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.