Partner Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.