Partner Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!