Partner Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

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How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

Software Developer Jokes More Software Developer Jokes

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Transgend People Jokes More Transgend People Jokes

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.