Partner Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

George Michael Jokes More George Michael Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

Dairy Queen Jokes More Dairy Queen Jokes

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Whopper Jokes More Whopper Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.