Partner Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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A rebell

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4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

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To find its stomate!

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

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Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh