Science Jokes

What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Computin Jokes More Computin Jokes

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!