Kimistry
An engi-near!
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Cutting edge technology.
Van der Waals.
The HUGS boson!
Me: Like you're good at science...
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
One with everything.
HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT
Because they are really good at it.
I can't find the twine.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Camembert!
Because he used a honey comb.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
Law-suits
