Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Kimistry
An engi-near!
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Cutting edge technology.
Because it's about two Adams bonding.
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
Van der Waals.
The HUGS boson!
Me: Like you're good at science...
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
ComPutin
Computin science
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
It'll dim sum
Profane tanks.
Tennish.
Because his watch has ended.
They work it out with a pencil.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
They're both cheesy.
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
