Science Jokes

What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Computin Jokes More Computin Jokes

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

Dave Mustaine Jokes More Dave Mustaine Jokes

What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.