Science Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!