Science Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's