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Science Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist?

The smell of their fingers.

Engineering Jokes More Engineering Jokes

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Computin Jokes More Computin Jokes

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!