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Science Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Love

What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

Computin Jokes More Computin Jokes

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.