Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Kimistry
An engi-near!
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Cutting edge technology.
Because it's about two Adams bonding.
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
Van der Waals.
The HUGS boson!
Me: Like you're good at science...
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.
To send people to the other side.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Hide-and-Sikh
ComPutin
Computin science
At the Groomers!
Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.
With an engin*eer.*
Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?
Loinback.
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.