Science Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

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What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

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What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)