Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Van der Waals.
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.