What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

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Science Jokes More Science Jokes

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Lesson Jokes More Lesson Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.