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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

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Science Jokes More Science Jokes

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Lesson Jokes More Lesson Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.