Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
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I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
Just planning ahead...
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER!
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
