Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Kimistry
Cutting edge technology.
Trying to get out of his grave.
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
