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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

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Science Jokes More Science Jokes

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Lesson Jokes More Lesson Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."