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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Apple Tree Jokes More Apple Tree Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do you get hanging from apple trees?

Sore Arms.