What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do you get hanging from apple trees?

Sore Arms.