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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Apple Tree Jokes More Apple Tree Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.