What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.