What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do you get hanging from apple trees?

Sore Arms.