What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

Apple Tree Jokes More Apple Tree Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.