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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Apple Tree Jokes More Apple Tree Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.