What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Apple Tree Jokes More Apple Tree Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.