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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows