What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.