What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A Macaw!

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac