What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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Why did Scottish baby sneeze?

It got week old.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.