What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

IDropIt

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele