What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.