Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a bleed on its tail fin.