Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

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How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)