Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.