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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)