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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.