Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.