What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.