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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

Why

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.