What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!