What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!