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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.