What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW