What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.