Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.