Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!