Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.