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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!