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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.