Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!