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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.