What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!