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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer