Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!