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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.