Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

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Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen