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Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

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Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!