How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.