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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.