How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Luke Skywalker Jokes More Luke Skywalker Jokes

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.