How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture?

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.