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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

Luke Skywalker Jokes More Luke Skywalker Jokes

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.