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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.