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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.