What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".