Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!