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Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Elephanta Claus Jokes More Elephanta Claus Jokes

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!