When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.