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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.