When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.