When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.