When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.