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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.