When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot