What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise