What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.