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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?