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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?