What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.