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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

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What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.