What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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I still find you dashing

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Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Endorphins

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What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

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Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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A riveting tale.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.