What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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With a porpoise.

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Because he ate too many crabs!

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I need a porpoise.

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That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Because it's in tents.

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Roast Moosmallows!

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A ghost writer.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.