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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.