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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

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What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.