What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.