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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

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What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.