Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Phantom Jokes More Phantom Jokes

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Reign Jokes More Reign Jokes

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go