Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Marry her!

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What do you call a lost legion?

A Roman army

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.