Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

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How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

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What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!