Because he doesn't carry any matches!
It wanted to get off its ash.
A toasty ghosty
Roast Moosmallows!
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
A ghost writer.
Because they don't exist.
JOHN CENA
Chicken Pox Romana
To stamp out forest fires.
He got arrested just like you would've.
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
Because umbrellas can't walk.
To stop it from falling out.
Electricity.
Popcorn.
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Where did my Pokemon Go