Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

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Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.