Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Ghost Story Jokes More Ghost Story Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Reign Jokes More Reign Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.