Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.