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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

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What is the favorite number of French potheads?

80

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.