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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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They are things to adore

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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His shirts get all winkly.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar