What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"