What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.