What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.