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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.