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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.