How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean