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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.