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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

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Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

This subreddit mods

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy

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Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6