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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.