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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor