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What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

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Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.