Turn the barstool upside down.
Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Because why emcee, eh
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
There's a little nip in the air.
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
