How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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Give her a shovel...

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You fit into his clothes.

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You throw in some laundry and detergent.

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His grades were below sea level

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.