Barstool Jokes

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.