No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
It was Pirated.
A sailor.
Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..
Because she hasn't got arms!
A palm tree!
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
You take the letter F out of way.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Bruise Lee.
Hau Ling.
With a square Dance!
Little Caesar's