Barstool Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

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Why did the knife quit?

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

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How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?

A crime fighter.

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What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.