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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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I'm wringing wet.

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A Chinese take away!

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Mi Hao.

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Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Pop,goes the weasel.

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.