Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
We need to give you a cavity search
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
He walked into a bar.
A lawyer
Put it in a square cup
Could you cry me a beer
A one-hour facial.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
Because there's a BartEnder there.
The bartender replies: "For you No charge."
