A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.