A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

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Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."