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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."