A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?