A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What does Ron Howard ask before watersports?

You down with Opie pee

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."