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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Why me?

For the full hour.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.