Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?