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Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.