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Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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What you call it?

Takes back mixtape* FIRE!

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!