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Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here