Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.