What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.