What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

What do you call an ex-Muslim?

A Waslim