What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae