What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife