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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.