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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.