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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.