What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.