Black Hole Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

Clickbait --

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

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What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.