Black Hole Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

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How do you catch a click?

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How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

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Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

To understand what recursion is...

You must first understand what recursion is

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!