What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.