What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!