What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.