What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.