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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.