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What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!