What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies