What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

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What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

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What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.