What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

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What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.