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What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies