What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.