What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!